YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm sobbing to NWA
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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