the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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