Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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