Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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