So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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