I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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