Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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