I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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