Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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