Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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