Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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