I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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