we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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