i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I did not marry a roomba.
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