Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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