Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Randomize
