i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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