I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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