she was so not down for the gang bang
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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