Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
This is my gift to your gina
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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