Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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