but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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