if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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