so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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