New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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