So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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