Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
if only i could text you this smell
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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