Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
