So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Randomize
