I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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