Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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