I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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