is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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