I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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