Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i came on her dog
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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