dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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