I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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