I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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