But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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