Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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