I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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