Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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