I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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