he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
sarcasm needs its own font
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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