I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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