your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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