if you like me you must not know who I am
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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