Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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