last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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