I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She's like a pop up book from hell.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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