I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm at about main and main street
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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