thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
