MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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